I'm Not Retired I'm A Full-Time Dog Mom Dog Dad - Personalized T Shirt

I’m a lot less cranky when it’s just me and my dog.

Discover the I'm Not Retired I'm A Full-Time Dog Mom Dog Dad - Personalized T Shirt, the perfect funny and cool gift for any proud pet parent stepping into retirement! This unique and hilarious tee is designed for those who have traded the 9-to-5 for endless belly rubs, tail wags, and furry cuddles. A must-have for dog moms, dog dads, and pet lovers, this shirt is sure to spark laughs and turn heads wherever they go!

Ideal for retirement parties, birthdays, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, or just because—this gag gift is a delightful way to celebrate a well-earned break filled with puppy love. Whether lounging at home, walking the dog, or showing off at pet meetups, it’s the ultimate fun and joke-filled fashion statement!

Customize it for a truly personal and unforgettable touch, and let every retired dog lover wear their title with pride!

Description:

This is a customized product with a customized design
Available in sizes S-5XL, unisex sizing
Tearaway label
PRINTABLE AREA: 1-SIDE (FRONT)
Laundry guide: Cold Hand Wash

Features:

T-shirt: This 6.0 oz ultra cotton t-shirt is a staple that would go with almost any outfit. Quarter-turned with taped neck and shoulders and a seven-eighths inch collar, this t-shirt is the definition of durability. Features: double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem, and sleeves, tear-away label.
Woman T-shirt: This preshrunk jersey knit has a classic fit with a feminine-inspired pattern. Seamless, double-needle 5/8" collar, taped neck and shoulders make this an everyday delight to wear. Features: tear away label, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems, quarter-turned to eliminate center crease, side seam.
Hoodie: An 8oz 50/50 polyester cotton blend makes this hoodie one that everyone will enjoy. The air jet yarn & double-needle stitching all over gives it a durable, yet softer feel. Features: double-lined hood, matching drawcord, pouch pocket, 1 x 1 rib with spandex, quarter-turned to eliminate a center crease, tear-away label.
Sweatshirt: An 8oz 50/50 preshrunk polyester cotton blend makes this sweatshirt one that everyone will enjoy. The air jet yarn & double-needle stitching all over gives it a durable, yet softer feel. Features: 1 x 1 rib with spandex, quarter-turned to eliminate a center crease, tear-away label. Heather colors: 60% polyester/ 40% cotton.

PERSONALIZATION:

Please complete fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options.
Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.
Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
The last step, click "Preview" to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation you’ve made ❤️.

Please be aware that the Preview may slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.

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